A couple of weeks ago I drove to my dentist in The City and I saw a sign on a church that said:
If your Bible is in good shape, chances are you're not.
Yesterday while driving the same route for the same purpose, I saw a sign on a church a little further down the road that said:
If your Bible is worn out, chances are, you're in good shape. ;)
(And yes, the winky smiley was there too!)